Following this morning's announcement that us oldies will have to remain isolated at home for four months or more and not go out at all the very lovely Mrs Godders

went straight out to the garden shed and got a shovel. I am now watching her from the conservatory as she has removed half a dozen patio slabs and is digging a bloody deep hole. At first I thought she was clearing the drains but as we haven't had a blockage I asked her what she was up to. She just looked at me with a rather satanic grin on her face. I think she is losing her marbles. What on earth reason could she have for digging a bloody big hole under the patio?