Coronavirus

It's crazy, I would have thought the last essential people would fight over first is fooking bog roll!

 

Apparently they’re renting 8,000 beds in private hospitals at a cost of £2.4million a day.

 

The crazy thing is, there are no shortages of anything and the only reason for empty shelves in supermarkets is because of delivery times from the warehouses.
When they are re-stocked next week do you think the same idiots will go and buy them out again

 

Yes.

 

They'll all be in their cosy private beds mate.

 

When the virus leaves them too weak to move they can eat the toilet paper with the pasta and their **** will come out ready wrapped for easy disposal

 

That's easy to when you got some...... I remember my school days when the paper was like grease proof paper and most of the left overs was dried out in your pants and trousers whilst uncomfortably riggling itchy arse hole on school chairs.

 

Sounds shocking that mate, but i think it covers staffing and ICU facilities too which makes a big difference.
maybe we should have them stood empty in NHS Hospitals in future just in case.

 

The mind boggles as to what they think they are going to do with all that pasta. Yet the fresh veg and fruit sections are plentiful or were when I last went. The idiots haven't worked out if you just eat pasta, because they are buying nothing to go with it, you're pretty much going to fook up your digestive system.

 

Wasn't Joe talking about what business to start up the other day....... Here's your answer brother

 

Noodles are basically spaghetti, right?

 

When were they empty? I don’t ever recall there being a surplus of beds in the NHS. If you can’t substantiate that comment then it’s just another Diego “yeah but” comment and they got tedious long before you ran away from the Liverpool board.

 

I'm just getting the hours in while they are there..

Been dead on my feet, slept most of the day.

Allowing myself a few extra cans tonight, as i've been virtually sober for the last 10 days, 3 or 4 cans a night.

Start again tomorrow... Although i has a bollocking for exceeding working hours.

 

Hence all my overtime...We can't keep up, as folks are ****wits.

 

Well we have got by so far but are now having to "rent" 8,000 beds so it obviously isn't standard. Do you think we should have those beds (and staff) on standby always?

 

Most private hospitals don’t have ICU facilities.

 

Just the staff then

 

It wouldn't bother me that much, i'd just think you were having a virus breakdown.

 

We haven’t got by at all. That’s just a ridiculous statement. Unless you mean by “got by” some people died, collateral damage, or some got lucky and were treated in corridors.