Coronavirus

Ftfy

 

Some lad eats a bat and now I can’t go Charlton away on Tuesday

 

Might as well use the next few weeks/months to sort transfers out.

 

I'm currently waiting to get my haircut and wondering if there's anything more productive I can do today now I'm not driving to East Anglia and back.

 

I might do a long cycle on the bike at home rather than go to the gym at a peak time or just go to the gym. Maybe catch up on some work.

Or spend all day not showering and playing Fifa. Tough call. Only 8am. Loads of time to decide.

 

My missus has ordered rubbing alcohol online and is going to start making her own hand sanitizer ... might be the start of a cottage industry ... get your orders in boys... you can have it any flavour that I've got in the herbs and spices cupboard... saffron and pomegranate molasses top of the range at fifty notes ... other end ... marmite, just a tenner

 

It could be a great opportunity for us all to find our inner self...away from the bullshit of the fast world...away from the money, hoes n ****

Time to tap into the 6th Chakra and become better people

 

Or an opportunity for an extended period indoors with the missus and realising we don’t actually like each other.

Divorce rates gonna be high after this. I’m sure it won’t take too long in isolation for people to start killing each other. Wish I was back at uni where entire student halls are probably just eating Supanoodles and shagging.

 

Turns out the barbers ain't open. Ffs got a wedding to go to Monday.

 

Who gets married on a Monday?

 

Loads will be. My guy said he’s been crazy busy because everyone is worried they might have to go two weeks without a trim soon.

 

That's what I ****ing said as well. Though I'm grateful for the two days off work, espescially at the moment.


They both act all proper and flash too, the cheapskate ****s.

 

I can be better than this? I find that hard to believe.

 

Don't worry about it .

Perfection gets boring after a while .

 

^^ Will be ****ing all day

 

Well the sun's shining .

I'm off for a walk in a beautiful meadow , press some wild flowers and read some Poetry

 

Working until 12.15 then walk the dog do a few jobs and then pub by about 4pm.

 

Like you say water under the bridge.... apart from that we are both so insignificant who gives a fk about differences when it means nothing at all.

You trust government I don't..... I'm interested in alien life on this planet that arrived long ago and some think of these things as people who look like us and call them gods.

Such is life..... If we were all the same I would be more worried than I am at present.

On a side note I also think ayahuasca should be made compulsory for everyone on this planet..... Maybe then the hate and division would dissappear along with egos

Anyway morning pop pickers

 

Okay, so you know someone who died of it, but you are a small minority.

The point I was making is that the AIDS thing was grossly overhyped, and I suspect this current pandemic is, too.

Now, wind your neck in, idiot.

 

Only one idiot in that conversation and it isn't Tobes.