Coronavirus

Boris did inform us nearly all of us will lose someone we love.......I'm ok my family are fking dead already

 

We b ok in zombie outbreak it's only the old dying and they got no teeth

 

Watching Sean Of The Dead again this weekend, so I’ll know what to do.

 

Pretty much pop to the pub and wait for it all to blow over.

 

They will be shut in a week or so .
Berlin shutting all bars and clubs from wednesday

 

LOL jesus will save em dumb yanks...... I'm not going to pin my hopes on a man with split human alien dna though so will carry on washing my hands after ****ing

 

Shaun is that you

 

No probs.

 

don't put the jukebox on they love 80s classics.

Cardio is essential...... And remember double tap don't take chances.

 

I was meant to be going to Norwich tomorrow. At least I won't spend 8 hours of my Saturday on motorways/A roads I suppose.

 

He's stuck. He won't even declare it an emergency yet because then the poor people get free healthcare and he's too spiteful for that.

 

Only that’s not remotely similar.

There’s dozens and dozens of players out of contract in June in the PL alone. In the lower leagues the percentage of the total squad size gets higher. You’re simply denying reality by trying to ignore the crucial fact that many players contracts end on June 30th.

This season’s league programme must therefore end by this date.

 

All leagues need to finish by then, not just the PL, otherwise promotions/relegations won't be possible.

 

Errrrmm yeah, that’s what I said...

 

Yep, serves me right for multitasking

 

Remember when the AIDS epidemic broke and they said that we'd all know someone who would be affected by it?

That was a load of bullocks, too.

 

You don't think that at the current infection rate someone you know is going to catch it?

Edit: COVID not AIDS

 

Was it?