Maureen watch

It's allowed us all to see Tyler, the 6'2" helicopter flying, bare knuckle street fighting pussy magnet and put us firmly in our places

 

I sense a lot of venom in that post mate.

Have a camomile tea or summin

 

Admit it, you wish you were Tyler.

 

Whos Tyler?

 

It was tongue in cheek HIAG as I have said before I do admire anyone who gets up in front of an audience and does their thing

 

ffs

 

Even if they make a **** of themselves ?

 

Piskie cant rock like hiag.

So obvious

 

It's true, I could never get up on stage and do what he does.

 

Well you can't cook like Comm, so stfu bro.

 

I wasn’t hurt by your comments.


Honestly, I wasn’t.

[bottom lip begins to twitch]

 

Pix must watch those videos of me with my fingers blazing across the fretboard, and it must look like magic to him.

 

It can only be magic the way you make the crowd disappear.

 

It’s going to be rammed at our next gig. Most of it red hot flange. My amp’s going to look like a plasterer’s radio by time I’m ready to leave the stage, mate.

 

Were they able to sew them back on? ... fookin' marvellous what these micro-surgeons can do

 

I’m only joking mate, I know you don’t make the crowd disappear.

They just don’t turn up in the first place

 

Let’s not pretend that my next gig won’t be dripping with hot flange, mate. That would be embarrassing for the both of us.

 

I get it mate. You’re an older guy, what most of us see as crusty old munters, you see as red hot flange.

 

Some of those crusty old munters were gorgeous, in their day.

Show some respect, mate.

 

Listen mate, Necrophilia is both illegal and morally bankrupt whatever way you look at it.