Maureen watch

They’ve got 3 **** keepers. That’s quite an achievement.

 

Has Mourinho ever lost 5 in a row at any club?

 

Take some more tonight mate down the Cons club, and you can demonstrate your point.

 

We're not gigging tonight.

We have a new drummer joining. An ex pro touring musician. He's superb.

We have plans to get some proper recordings done, but we need to sort out our backline set up.

 

Innit

 

So you sacked off the Cons club? Wowzers.

 

Which one?

We play a fair few.

 

The one your website says you’re playing at tonight, that one.

 

That was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

 

The unforeseen circumstances being your drummer ****ing off?

 

No.

Rob is still with us. It's an orderly transition.

Rob's ankles are ****ed. He's been told by his doctor to stop drumming or end up crippled.

 

Bit harsh that a drummer would be so **** his doctor says he'll nobble him unless he stops drumming.

 

Rob's been a good drummer for us. Been in the band nine years. He's 60 this year, and the exertion has caught up with him.

Darek is younger by twenty years and is technically stronger.

 

The band just needs a new lead guitarist and singer and it will be sorted!

 

You need to get rid of that screaming nonce of a singer then you might get a few decent pubs.

 

Make sure Darek gets his registration papers signed before 31st December. I think he might use it as an excuse bro.

 

lack of ticket sales ?

 

Never stopped them before.

 

One of the staff had a look at your website?

 

How did @Stan and @Tobes get haigs website? Did he post a link or was it stalky?