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A beta max video of chuck Norris box set signed by Eric Dier.

 

Why are you in such a mess given your assertions that you have a brilliant, shrewd chairman and had the best young manager in the game?

 

Wow!

You really do know nothing about football, don’t you!

You do know that it’s real people playing the game, not robots, yeah?

You do understand that losing your two best players is pretty random, and utterly unforeseeable, right?

I’m really trying my hardest not to wum, but do you really think you’re suited to this type of forum?

You might be better suited to one about origami or flower arranging.

 

Neither were injured before Levy sacked Poch you clueless sack of flab.

 

Just piss off and flounce again Tubby you tedious prick.

 

Man, people really hate hiag

 

Lol!

So, let me get this straight.

It is your contention that players getting injured is down to voodoo qualities such as managers coming and going, yeah?

Do you really not see why so many people laugh at you, Stan?

 

No, i think he is pointing out that you were just as **** with them under Poch as you are without them under Jose.

 

Hmm.

If that is what he meant, he didn't explain himself adequately.

All the more reason for Stan to leave serious footy debate to us adults.

 

So it’s your contention that Spurs are in a shambles because Son and Kane are injured and that Poch was sacked in advance of their injuries when everything was going swimmingly.

Stick to playing your banjo at the over 75s disco. Football isn’t the sport for you unless a team is desperate for a fat lad to go in goal.

 

So, you think that things were good at Spurs before Poch was sacked, yeah?

Think very carefully, Stan.

 

Throwing a tantrum and storming off every time one of your threads is ignored isn’t very adult behaviour. You need another hobby. Try learning to play the guitar, apparently that can be quite therapeutic.

 

Things haven’t been good at Spurs since 1961. Someone else can explain why that date is relevant.

 

My axe skills really irk you, don't they, Stan!

Is that because you have absolutely no skills?

 

Don't deflect.

You said that Spurs have been crap since Poch was sacked.

Where were we in the league on the day Poch was sacked?

Think very carefully, Stan.

 

I’ve seen your vids Tubby. The front man being so **** does you a favour as it draws attention away from you murdering some Pink Floyd number.

 

Those videos, filmed on mobile phones, when Daz first joined the band, bear no relation to what we're like, today.

 

Where did I say Spurs have been crap since Poch was sacked? Put the pie down and reread the thread Tubs.

 

Loris is back I see, solid pair of hands.