Coronavirus

[Libby]

My hands are clean.

Get out.

 

[Tobes]

I was listening to a phone in on the radio on the way home. A woman phoned up and asked "I'm worried. My friends and I often share make-up when we meet up. What should I do?"

I kid you not

The worst part of that call was that she was a former Dr.

 

[astro]

This ^ really.

The average dolt selfishly emptying the shelves of hand sanitiser buying way more than they personally need, which means others can’t buy it, thus making it more likely the disease will get passed.

Filling their homes with bog rolls just in case.....in case of ****ing what?

And not buying Chinese food presumably as they’ve made some dullard correlation and think their spare ribs will be loaded with coronavirus.

We’re a nation of thick ****s.

Spare ribs aren't a big deal but now the virus has spread to the pizzas and pasta

 

[Sucky]

I threw out all my noodles.

Cant be too safe guise

 

[astro]

Trump: $8.3 billion for coronavirus.

Boris: £43 million should do it. Paid next year.

[HASHTAG]#whatcouldpossiblygowrong[/HASHTAG]

 

[Welshie]

Trump: $8.3 billion for coronavirus.

Boris: £43 million should do it. Paid next year.

[HASHTAG]#whatcouldpossiblygowrong[/HASHTAG]

Americans are paying the price for continuously ignoring the health service.

We invest every year mate, it's ready

 

[Treble]

The worst part of that call was that she was a former Dr.

You heard it too

I thought the pregnant teacher whose husband phoned up was a good call. The doctor didn't sound too convincing it wouldn't be transmitted.

 

[Welshie]

Update: my local Chinese was closed. I can only presume they have all perished.

I got kebab instead.

 

[Treble]

Trump: $8.3 billion for coronavirus.

Boris: £43 million should do it. Paid next year.

[HASHTAG]#whatcouldpossiblygowrong[/HASHTAG]

I love that his priority is still the stock market.

"Share prices have gone down 10% but it's nothing to worry about because of me they'd risen 70% before that" What an utter thundercunt

 

[astro]

Americans are paying the price for continuously ignoring the health service.

We invest every year mate, it's ready

The NHS have already announced Jeremy Hunt has ruined any chance of coping with coronavirus

 

[Treble]

Update: my local Chinese was closed. I can only presume they have all perished.

I got kebab instead.

There's no escape mate, where do you think the meat for that came from?

 

[Welshie]

The NHS have already announced Jeremy Hunt has ruined any chance of coping with coronavirus

You're a dead man walking then mate.

Follow @Suckmyklopp and toss all your noodles.

 

[Tobes]

You heard it too

I thought the pregnant teacher whose husband phoned up was a good call. The doctor didn't sound too convincing it wouldn't be transmitted.

He was basically saying throughout, that if you’re relatively healthy, don’t have serious heart or lung issues and aren’t an old gibber, you’re pretty sure to be OK.

 

[astro]

You're a dead man walking then mate.

Follow @Suckmyklopp and toss all your noodles.

Noodles are Japanese

 

[Welshie]

Noodles are Japanese

 

[Sucky]

Noodles are Japanese

Same thing

 

[Treble]

Same thing

@BobbyD will not like this one bit

 

[Sucky]

@BobbyD will not like this.

Not one bit

Fixed mate

 

[Treble]

He was basically saying throughout, that if you’re relatively healthy, don’t have serious heart or lung issues and aren’t an old gibber, you’re pretty sure to be OK.

... and wash your hands.

You'd think the message will eventually get through.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

@BobbyD will not like this one bit

He’s out in York going all Bruce Lee on the EDL.