Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Seriously mate ... I'd much rather be my age and have lived, than be spending half my life on here at your age

 

Ive lived and continue to live well mate, just didn't take me 65years to do it is all

 

There was no “here” when you were his age. The computer had only just about been invented.

 

My last 25 have been settled and content with the missus ... had spent the previous 7 with the ex- wife ... my roving days were over by 28 ... but I sure as hell lived it to the full until then ... how old are you party lad? ... and have you had a girlfriend yet?

 

Anyway, Lingard’s pass completion rate must be the worst in the PL.

 

Luckily for you ... you must have had so many paper files in those days ?

 

Pereira on, Derby back in the game.

 

Probably, I was still at school.

 

31 i think, been with the bird 8 years now.

Does that mean i win?

 

Please... everyone.... be upstanding and applause another fine Bruno Fernandes masterclass

 

Janitor?

 

No mate ... but you are an honourable second

 

Looks a player mate

 

Did he score another penalty?

 

He really does.

I'd have loved him playing with Herrera, would've been class

 

Ighalo 3 goals in 2 games mate

 

Is this you trying to big up your Finchy, freelance, life on the motorway, golden years job?

 

Try not to jizz in the carpet yeh bruv, i know this is an exciting time for you but remain calm.

 

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