... laugh and the world laughs with you ... fart and you stand alone ... unless it's in a crowded lift
Is it the first green shoots of Premier League freedom after being released from their recent oppression
That looks disgusting bruv. Why have you got toothpicks everywhere? First the windowsill with the pussy and now in with the onions!
Wasn't planing on eating the roots and drinking the water tbh does it matter what it looks like I got toothpicks innit, no conspiracy
Just buy some spring onions bruv. You can get like a bunch of 10 of the fckers for 80p in Asda innit. Toothpicks are bad for you bro. Bad for the gums. Bad for bad AIDS.
Use chives instead of toothpicks @Suckmyklopp ... two birds one stoned (pun intentional - coz I know you struggle there)
Its not that i dont get your posts bruv, i just dont come in here to do cryptic crosswords, you don't need to flatter yourself all the time mate its screams of insecurity. But yeh
Look mate I'm with you with the whole cherry tomato growing thing. On the cherry tomato growing thing I'm with you. The cherry tomato thing is beautiful. But the green headed monster on a slimy octupus thing in a jar. No mate, just no.
