Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

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It's a sign that you have been living away for too long.


Not the sign that's for a pie and a pint, the fact that you're shocked by it.

Yup - yesterday morning on kings road I grabbed a black coffee & a sausage roll to go for breakfast ....£12!
Twelve ****ing quid. Madness, every time it happens (most days!) I have to fight the urge to stop myself shouting ‘kinell... you robbing ****!
 
The last time we played Chelsea away we were at the White Horse pub on Parsons Green. They were charging seven quid for a scotch egg, one customer asked for a knife and fork to eat it, robbers and git comes to mind!

The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
 
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Oooh, oooh, oooh a new topic.

One that's never been discussed before.


So let's be clear.

Once and for all.

For all time.


Curry sauce on chips?

That's a yes.


Curry sauce on fish?

That's also a yes.



:bandit:

What?


What?

You're a clever man Ernie, can you calculate how fast this duck must have been going?

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You're a clever man Ernie, can you calculate how fast this duck must have been going?

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Distance travelled over time taken, innit.

Only in SI duck units.


Which is probably something like how far you can inefficiently fly over a medium sized pond before you inelegantly splash into the water divided by how long it takes to jump out of a lake and **** on a jetty.
 
Distance travelled over time taken, innit.

Only in SI duck units.


Which is probably something like how far you can inefficiently fly over a medium sized pond before you inelegantly splash into the water divided by how long it takes to jump out of a lake and **** on a jetty.

Cheers mate. I guess the bill is in the post. <ok>
 
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