What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

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Cool, it's all about the enjoyment, a bit like sex ;)
Yeh true i do both real quick <laugh>

Used to get told off for eating quickly as a kid, and for standing up while eating too. even now i eat like a dog surrounded by other dogs <laugh>

Im sure its my old mans fault cos when i eat my food before the bird ill put both ny hands up and say "i win":emoticon-0136-giggl
 
Yeh true i do both real quick <laugh>

Used to get told off for eating quickly as a kid, and for standing up while eating too. even now i eat like a dog surrounded by other dogs <laugh>

Im sure its my old mans fault cos when i eat my food before the bird ill put both ny hands up and say "i win":emoticon-0136-giggl

<laugh> sound like a ****ing pigeon nest in your place haha.. ****ing cool anyways..<ok>

Sucky morphed into human skin, said then he was a she and the rest rolls on :)

Love ya style mate, forums were created for you..<ok>
 
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Yeh true i do both real quick <laugh>

Used to get told off for eating quickly as a kid, and for standing up while eating too. even now i eat like a dog surrounded by other dogs <laugh>

Im sure its my old mans fault cos when i eat my food before the bird ill put both ny hands up and say "i win":emoticon-0136-giggl
I'm one of four lads. All over 6ft and big eaters.
If I didn't eat quick when I was a kid I'd have probably died of starvation <laugh>
 
Had a mini fry up late lunch. The sausages actually burst into flames under the grill as had put tin foil under them as couldn’t arsed to clean the grill pan after. Was having a *** stood by the back door turned round and flames were pouring out my grill <laugh>

If the food was good then no problem bro..<ok>

You seem like a loose cannon in the kitchen mate, stay at it, love ya stories, just don't burn the gaff down..<ok>
 
Had a mini fry up late lunch. The sausages actually burst into flames under the grill as had put tin foil under them as couldn’t arsed to clean the grill pan after. Was having a *** stood by the back door turned round and flames were pouring out my grill <laugh>

Doubt that will be the foil that caused that, sounds like the grill tray too close to the element, the sausage leak/spit fat and that landed on the element?

If you use foil, line a tray and stick them in the oven mate.
 
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Archie cooks his gal breakfast in bed with freshly cut flowers in a likkle jug to accompany the tray

she busy yammin and watching Loose Women whilst he’s busy washin up in kitchen the romantic bastard


I would do all that mate, but I can’t compete with her cooking so I don’t even try. I’ve had to find other ways out of it when I’m in the doghouse.
 
If the food was good then no problem bro..<ok>

You seem like a loose cannon in the kitchen mate, stay at it, love ya stories, just don't burn the gaff down..<ok>
Bearing in mind this thread must go back at least 8 years from when it was on the United board.. I used to make really nice stuff when I was single. I can’t be arsed now and I never used to drink at home. I now have a taste for Guinness so have the odd beer at home which distracts me.
 
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Bearing in mind this thread must go back at least 8 years from when it was on the United board.. I used to make really nice stuff when I was single. I can’t be arsed now and I never used to drink at home. I now have a taste for Guinness so have the odd beer at home which distracts me.

Alls good in love and war and cooking mate, we produce our best, if they don't like it then **** em..<ok>