What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

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When anywhere floods / burns / destroyed by earthquakes it’s always the area the size Wales.

anyone else love the fact Lewis capaldi went on stage clutching a bottle of buckfast.
He was funny as **** on the Graham Norton show the other week. Clearly had a few and didn't give a ****!
 
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I thought at first you were taking the piss out of Comms meals but If so you should have served it on the chopping board just visible at the top of your photo.
 
The poached eggs look excellent.



Working out here I have learnt over the years that the locals respond well to positive comments even if the overall job they have done is ****.
Poached eggs
Crack into frying pan of boiling water & salt, turn heat to lowest, bout 5mins just sitting.

Give pan "the jiggle" white around yolk should be firm not floppy.
 
Poached eggs
Crack into frying pan of boiling water & salt, turn heat to lowest, bout 5mins just sitting.

Give pan "the jiggle" white around yolk should be firm not floppy.
Thanks. Will pass that onto the maid. They only fry eggs here - she does a good spanish omelette though.
 
why you mentioning me, ya geordie ****?
Your mate Sucky is serving up one of your classic late night fry ups. If you took him off ignore you would see what the competition is up to. Your sate was definitely a step up from his spaghetti hoops.
 
Your mate Sucky is serving up one of your classic late night fry ups. If you took him off ignore you would see what the competition is up to. Your sate was definitely a step up from his spaghetti hoops.
No thanks..

What would be the point?

He'd post something, i'd slag it off, or vice versa...

Blokes a prick, if it is even a bloke..I've no interest.
 
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And 4 bottles of that pancake mix **** For pancake day

Which i found out today was soon and not the 14th which was apparently valentines day. She didnt even flinch when she said it.

Trained this one well.