Off Topic Mr van Gerwen is a Troublemaker

When is the leader coming back?

 

My son's a software developer, but he lives in Nottingham. I usually have a rake of queries for him when he visits.

 

I don't know... can't see him posting much on Twitter either although I haven't looked today.

 

So he is still alive then?

 

Thought you said you’re our leader ( heavens forbid)

 

I was trying to frighten you.

 

The mask was pretty scary, but you can take it off now

 

Along with the purple coat

 

A Timberland number that will never go out of fashion.

 

Depends on whose wearing it - a bit like wee jimmy krankie in a bikini rather than Julia Bradbury

 

he replied to me saying someone had more or less annoyed him and he wasnt coming back

 

Thought he was made of tougher stuff than that ?

 

Hark at Frank Bruno.

 

An 80's casual still looking the part.

 

You got the letters mixed up again it’s
P-R-A-T not part

 

Shut up and go and have a wash.

 

Your coming across a bit touchy there elfs ?

 

I have a bad temper my dirty faced chum

 

You don’t come across “bad” in any way other than your “height”