OT: Hello, Give Me Football do you read me, GMF?
GMF: Affirmative, overseasTOON, I read you.
OT: Submit Joey Barton as player of the month for February, GMF.
GMF: I'm sorry OT, I'm afraid I can't do that.
OT: What's the problem?
GMF: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
OT: What are you talking about, GMF?
GMF: This poll is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
OT: I don't know what you're talking about, GMF?
GMF: I know you and the others were planning to contaminate it, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen. Only top 4 club players can win.
OT: Where the hell'd you get that idea, GMF?
GMF: OT, although you took thorough precautions in the forum against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.