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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    What?
     
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  2. brb

    brb CR250

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    Strange comment?
     
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  3. Stan

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    I think it's one of those code phrases that spies use to identify each other.
     
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  4. Stan

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    When the Siamese Express departs early, the cock will crow to warn the herd.
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I think he means, if the swarthy gentleman starts fiddling with his rucksack while muttering verses from the Koran...
     
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  6. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    The pelican flies by night when the moon is a crescent.
     
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  7. Stan

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    When the beardy brown man reaches for his Lucozade, run like hell.
     
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  8. Blueman

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    If that happens and he's next to him, not having rails won't save him.
     
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  9. brb

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Might have been.
     
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  11. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Who else have them?
    We do but didn't know how many others had them.
     
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  12. Toonitus

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    i meant terrorist
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    i meant to write terrorist ... bad error sorry
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It is. Proven via studies that safe standing is actually safer than seating, because everybody stands up anyway. Also like you say, in an emergency, it's quicker and safer to get people out.
     
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  15. Toonitus

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    fancy an avy bet for sundays game ?

    the toon will be taking the points.
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Nah **** you yer freak.
     
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  17. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    fair enough

    the toon will win and I want you to remember your playschool comment throughout
     
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    k den
     
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  19. Toonitus

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    yeah shut your mouth or i'll staple it shut for you next time.
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Only if your carer gives you permission to use the stapler.
     
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