Fosse

Awkward

 

My phone broke

 

I was actually in a foreign jail but let's go with my phone broke as the case is still live. Cheers Tel.

 

Sky tryna turn his flounce into a my phone broke situation, just own it bruv.

I was gone for 15 hrs.

 

It’s not the length of the flounce mate it’s the level of the huff that determines how gay you are. You’re basically Louie Spence.

 

I always use a flounce thread mate, I never ghost flounce.

Ghost flouncing is for pussys bro.

 

Dont take life so seriously tel, best advice i can give ya

 

I've lost count the amount of times Tel has ghost flounced. He's a ****ing flouncing pussyole

 

... and still bossing it ... you youngsters just can't compete ... just genetics mate ... in fairness I have a distinct advantage ... my ancestors were not from Moria

 

Midnight Cowpat?

 

Louie Half-pence

 

When I lose my job and need to survive on £21 a week I’ll hit you up bro.

 

Scout never goes after a homebody without a sidekick, he’s defo that lad who runs his mouth then calls his bro to come and get him.

 

I've been kicking arse here on my ones since 2014 you ****ing flange.

 

You can run for me mate. Min £200pw cash in hand

 

'They' pay in cash these day? It was always paid in gear back in the day.

 

Yeh but Tels not 15 i wouldn't do that to him tbh

 

perhaps Comm should work for you as gotta be easier than shunting boxes

 

I have offered, id even get him a bmx to start off with if hes not driving.

 

Yeah, of course mate.