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Killed a brown snake this morning on my way to the pool.

 

I take it you was doing the ‘giving’ last night?

 

What with? A flip flop?

 

That would be stepped on now wouldn't it.

 

Isn't that a bit dangerous?

 

Just wondering what you killed it with on your way to the pool.

No idea what you’d have had on your person to inflict death on a snake in that scenario.

 

Probably the clue was in 'ran over'. You fecking bell

 

You don't mention being in a vehicle mate, have a read back.

 

You didn’t mention that you were driving though. I assumed you were walking to your own pool.

 

Not in a half a ton Isusu it isn't.

 

****ing hard work you.

 

Fixed.

 

Ok you two pedantic twats when did you ever read a headline, Dog ran over by man in flip flops.

 

Feeling the jealousy from here despite sweltering in 38C

 

Clearly you and Wally are desperate for a beef. Think I'll have another glass of ice cold beer.

 

Hey everyone I killed a lion on the way to work this morning. Well by killed I mean watched a programme about and by watched I mean someone watched and by someone watched I mean someone probably watched. But there's a dead lion.

 

Did you wear flip flops?

 

Maybe it depends on who it really was and what actually happened.

 

Try it in a half a ton truck mate, kills most things.