Complimentary sausage rolls and Phil Jones on a free, he'll probably need a bib before the night is out.
Did you know, that back in his home city of Lisbon, Man City's Silva has been awarded an honorary Doctorate, from the local university? He also has an orphanage named after him.
You ain't gonna be laughing when it costs uncle Joe Lewis another yacht to pay off Maureen when you sack him bro
I remember when he scored his first goal for City and then swore live on TV when the BBC were interviewing him! "I can't believe it, ****in' hell!"