Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

110 minutes to go.

 

That's because we were **** mate.

You still are however.

 

Not at all, you’re just not funny when you try pal.

 

So you plants contain more calories than a pig ?

 

And you're not, like?

 

Fair enough

 

The most damning statement I can make about my club is that we look utterly ****ing pathetic when our best player, Scott McTominay isn’t playing.

 

Get over it

 

I'm glad United got one back, as it means Little Ollie will definitely be staying.

 

We've won our last two mate and beat Utd 2-0.

The Arteta revolution has begun, whereas you have Maureen

 

Give it 9 months and you’ll be crying about Arteta like Tel is about Ole tonight mate.

Bookmark it.

 

Pep bring a twat there, his player is laid out and he's talking tactics with the Welsh lad Rhodri.

 

I might

Ask me again in 9 months mate.

 

Solskjaer “We played much better in the second half when City stopped trying, but that’s us, were Man United”.

Interviewer “What does that mean?”

Solskjaer “It means we are... Man United, and that’s.... see”.

 

Mendy is the LB equivalent of Oumar Niasse, looks like bambi on ice.

 

Ole, have you heard Robin Van Persie has called you a useless **** again?

 

Phil Jones stumbling around like he's being tasered.