"You amuse me in the same way that the bloke who comes in my local does, whereby everyone rolls their eyes and and says 'Here we ****ing go...' And he then babbles a load of bollocks thinking he's some modern day Peter Cook with his observations on life and mind numbing witticisms whilst laughing on his own at his cringeworthy anecdotes until everyone turns their back on him or ****s off to a different pub"
That sounds like its probably Old Sparkey!
That sounds like its probably Old Sparkey!

Sheeds lost to a 40 year old road sweeper 