Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Hes hiding at the moment bru.

 

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This is about as sad as it’s possible to get.

 

So those 200 pages went well Sucky bru.

 

For the hangover, there’s no charge. For everything else, there’s MasterCard.

 

Yeh im off mate.
Porn imminent
Bye

 

There’s a picture of the ball hitting his arm. That’s known in football as a handball.

You never having been to a football stadium was just an observation and confirmation that you’re a plastic ****.

 

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Make sure you tag me bro yeah?

 

See above. Same applies to you Suckster.

 

£30-£40 apparently.

Given how loaded she is £150 would’ve been more apt.

 

Bruv we got threads called rocks about literally **** all, but tobes has to be a snowflake innit same old.

 

I was watching Slumdog Millionaire.

 

No there isn't, there's a picture of his arm and the ball being on the same line of sight, with no evidence of contact, and in fact at least two video angles proving no contact

Here's a photo of a giant holding up the Tower of Pisa for you to study:

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That’s fake.

Probably.

 

Just make sure you get nice and tanked up before you kick off mate.

 

He starts getting interesting after he’s started his second bottle of Becks.

 

Yup ball changes direction. If you bothered looking at it. Send me some of your livarbird specs

 

Only change in direction is ball goes up, ball goes down. That's gravity, not Van Dijk.

 

When does that start with you bruv?

 

When I post my postcode and ask a stranger to meet up for a fight. It could happen.

 

You forgot a comma and accidentally added an "o"...have kindly corrected it for you