Fair point mate. We used to get frogspawn for school dinners ... ... can't ever remember having toad eggs.
Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor. Mick says, "Oh, no, Paddy, what ya doing?" Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended that I do something sexy to a tractor."
I thought I'd have a go at being a solicitor but realised it might not be so easy when my first client, accused of rape, was Mr I. Forster
I just asked the barmaid if she'd give me a kiss under the mistletoe ... ... she said she wouldn't give me a kiss under anaesthetic