The New Politics Thread

My local seat isn't safe Labour, so voted for them, otherwise it would have been Green Party

 

^^^^ ****

 

^^^^ Tory voter

 

North Belfast going to the Shinners would be seismic. It will demoralise Unionists worse than Drumcree. Lord Carson held the seat before. Never has it been held by anyone other than a Unionist.

With the added bonus that it will leave Nigel Dodds, the leader of the DUP in the commons and the DUPs best mind, locked out of the National Parliament.

Anyone else staying up all night? Most important GE since 1918 for Ireland, likely something similar to the Brits

FGAU

 

Why is that?

#openingoldwounds

 

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‘Longest queues ever’ as people stand in line around the block to vote

Are these folks queuing up to make a change and vote Labour or are they Brexiteers determined to get the Turdy party over the line in order to get us out of Europe?

Or is it two for one on sausage rolls at Greggs?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/12/longest-queues-ever-people-stand-line-around-block-vote-11771760/

 

Looks like Diane Abbott's started the day on the wrong foot.

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look at them, ****ing cattle

completely oblivious to the irrelevance of it all, you hate to see it

only reason they are physically herding these clowns into buildings in the digital age is because if they moved it online some meme would end up landsliding it

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Looking good for under 60% turnout then

 

Wearing 2 of the same shoes at the same time is for sheeple.

I steal all my shoes from shop displays and often wear 2 left shoes of different styles , the man wants you to conform to his "rules ".

 

some of the holocaust believers I know have told me that the booths where empty and barely any names ticked off

monny could be collecting afterall

 

To be fair on her they do all look the same.

 

I was going to vote but decided there's no point and now I can't be bothered.

Hope that helps you.

 

Did I avoid my vote

 

I'm going to loiter outside the polling station like a ticket tout and see If any wealthy boomers want to buy my vote .

 

The pencil security isn't all that , I reckon I could undo that knot

 

"avoid" your vote? What does that even mean?

 

You silly fecker, can't you even keep within the lines? It's not as if the boxes on the voting paper are too small ffs!

Did you complete the cross or just leave the overly long wavy pencil line?

Only three parties to pick from? Even less choice than in leafy Surrey.

 

Full X completed. 3 parties as others have dropped out and let it a clear run between Dodds and finucne. Taigs v Huns.

Finucne wins and it's party time in Chez Ciaran

 

She has a degree ... really intelligent don't you know.