Rangers v Celtic

[Gambol]

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dick

You're welcome

 

[monacoger]

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You're welcome.

/ oblique (amongst other names, including "forward slash" if you aren't very well educated)

 

[monacoger]

I ****ing knew you’d be thinking the same you ****ing predictable old duffer.

I like mon

[HASHTAG]#mon trip to halfords leads to wd40 shortage[/HASHTAG]

**** you, Trevor.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Was Johnston not dropped after drowning Willie Winton and framing Struth?

Naw he was dropped after downing two bottles of El D and battering his missus.

The very reasons I was never called up to play for Scotland tbf.

 

[If in doubt]

Is it too early for a burger? @Pish Flaps ??

 

[Toley Fart]

Is it too early for a burger? @Pish Flaps ??

depends if you’re employed or not

 

[If in doubt]

depends if you’re employed or not

Technically yes but don't fly for another 7 days so will be sitting around naked until then.

 

[monacoger]

Technically yes but don't fly for another 7 days so will be sitting around naked until then.

How is the problem with your back, you get it sorted?

 

[If in doubt]

How is the problem with your back, you get it sorted?

Had the lump removed and it wasn't as deep as first thought and Dr seemed happy about that. I've been signed off to travel so I just need to wait for the results.

 

[Toley Fart]

Technically yes but don't fly for another 7 days so will be sitting around naked until then.

fire away then

 

[Benvenuto Cellini]

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[monacoger]

Had the lump removed and it wasn't as deep as first thought and Dr seemed happy about that. I've been signed off to travel so I just need to wait for the results.

Will you be away for Christmas then? How was your mother and sister's cruise, did they take advantage of the free drinks upgrade you got them?

 

[If in doubt]

Depends if its a rustler or not.

It is not. They are homemade.

 

[Benvenuto Cellini]

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[If in doubt]

Will you be away for Christmas then? How was your mother and sister's cruise, did they take advantage of the free drinks upgrade you got them?

Yeah. I like like being away at xmas.

Well seeing as my mum's brother died during it, I'm guessing she's had better holidays.

 

[Ciaran]

Depends if its a rustler or not.

Often mocked, rarely bettered imho

 

[monacoger]

Yeah. I like like being away at xmas.

Well seeing as my mum's brother died during it, I'm guessing she's had better holidays.

Ah ok, don't think I was aware that happened. I knew he was ill though.

 

[If in doubt]

Too early then unless you've been on it all night, next window opens at 5.30pm

Going to wait until 12 and then smash them on.

 

[Toley Fart]

Thoughts with family

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Going to wait until 12 and then smash them on.

Ignore Eddie. It's never too early for a home made burger. Especially for an invalid such as yourself.