Merry Christmas To..........

Could you imagine these lot on the sprouts and ale...... Poor young uns visiting and being blamed for farting if the dog isn't available for blaming in the 60 degrees heat.

It would put me right off my pudding :emoticon-0131-angel
You'll be ok Aberdude. We're bringing our nurses, enemas and Sunday best commodes. <cracker><cheers>
 
You'll be ok Aberdude. We're bringing our nurses, enemas and Sunday best commodes. <cracker><cheers>

ohhh fk>>>>>if its not being rude dude at xmas could I miss out on the food and just play doctor with the nurses>>>>I`ll take an enema as well but im not having anything 2 do with commodes after a large roast dinner.

don't worry `ill promise I`ll wipe your chins clean from leftovers <laugh>
 
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ohhh fk>>>>>if its not being rude dude at xmas could I miss out on the food and just play doctor with the nurses>>>>I`ll take an enema as well but im not having anything 2 do with commodes after a large roast dinner.

don't worry `ill promise I`ll wipe your chins clean from leftovers <laugh>
Not a problem young maan. You'll be our star guest, but watch out for the clingons <yikes>
 
masky is hoping he gets visitors for Christmas this year so has started advertising his delights........trouble is I don't see the sausage and bacon>>>knowing masky he`s usually naked from waste down so I got a funny feeling I know where it is.

ps don't trust his after eights..........I woke up five days later the last time I had one>>>>>>>>>>doctor informed me I was missing a kidney two ribs and three clarkes pies
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I`ll bring the special tablets>>>>bang out some tunes <laugh>......cocoon 2

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masky is hoping he gets visitors for Christmas this year so has started advertising his delights........trouble is I don't see the sausage and bacon>>>knowing masky he`s usually naked from waste down so I got a funny feeling I know where it is.

ps don't trust his after eights..........I woke up five days later the last time I had one>>>>>>>>>>doctor informed me I was missing a kidney two ribs and three clarkes pies
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Not to mention a sore and enlarged rectum.