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I want to take the piss as it's the dog ****ers.


Newcastle are offering season ticket holders a free additional half-season ticket to gift to fellow supporters to help fill St James' Park.

Sunday's 2-1 victory over Southampton was Newcastle's lowest home crowd for a Premier League match since November 2010, with 42,303 in attendance.

But as much as i detest the dirty black and white bastards, one thing i can't do is mock their support. Ok they are like middle earth, but those Orcs turn out week after week, so a low crowd of over 42k for a club that has won jack **** for decades is pretty impressive really.

The ****s.