I was promised a great blow job by a lass but I found it frustrating tbh. She kept rinsing her mouth out with water then coffee the next time ... ... I felt she was blowing hot and cold.
He went to become a cocoa farmer, but failed when he realized he was just a clown.........I’ll get me coat
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”