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I played in a pool league in my youth. I won more than I lost so I was pretty handy.

I was still pretty good even after misplacing my left hand index finger. In fact, it helped when you have the white hard on the cush.

These days I don't play it much. I can either be terrible or for some reason my eye is in and I'm reliving my heyday.

#GambolFact#12674

I would kick your **** in at pool <ok>
 
I negated the handy joke by pointing out that it actually helped when playing the white from a hard cush.

Ya dumbass.

Why is Pud such a dumbass?

:emoticon-0129-call:

My joke wasn't in terms of use ...

More in terms of its look ...ugly handy now .



Like your face ya **** .
 
Just checked on my constituency and there are only 4 candidates standing. Turdy, Laborious, Dib Dabs and Tree Huggers. I was hoping to see an independent candidate who wanted to stand up for local issues or free tissues but sadly my choices are few. Turdy stronghold so even tactical voting doesn't stand a chance.

I will check to see if the Labour candidate is a disciple of that c.unt Corbyn, if not I could be tempted. I suspect Labour could lose its deposit in my patch.

I might have to draw a cock and balls on my ballot paper. Again.
 
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