Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Seen it all before

The Narrative is always the priority

 

phew bruce tried his best to **** up a 3-0 lead sitting back and taking the piss wasting time he really is a numpty

 

I really hate football

 

For actual **** sake.

Them resigning Beelzebub in the window last Jan, was inspired in fairness.

 

To be fair to Utd beating a team in relegation, Chelsea reserves and Serbian giants to really drive the revival rhetoric, it was always going to be difficult against the mighty Bournemouth

 

Looks like Liverpool are finally gonna get their hands on one at the 28th attempt. I’m going to consult my Structural Engineer about my new underground project due for handover around April-May 2020.

 

as good as 5 points clear with Bournemouth and villa next ! howay the toon

 

still early mate long long way to go and harder games than villa

 

we should have just kept doing what we were doing and why bruce took off max and Willems is beyond me .and i was so annoyed with our time wasting i almost wanted west ham to score … well twice

 

Man Utd have completed their transformation into Everton

Their players raise their game for a season-defining point against Liverpool then go back to stealing a living

Solskjaer will be bottom half by tomorrow but safely employed until Klopp beats him

 

Another Meh day for Arsenal. Nobody was even that surprised that we surrendered another lead. We certainly don't seem to be progressing under Emery and at this point, I'd gladly take Kipper's avatar if it meant getting somebody like Allegri in.

 

Watford are absolute pants.

An oversized pair of Elton John’s skidmarked underkecks.

 

Quite something their fall from grace. They were looking like decent contenders over the last couple of seasons. Completely fallen away now and look every bit like relegation fodder.

 

Their owners are bell ends, can’t say I’m arsed if they drop into oblivion tbh.

The plastic snake waving teds.

 

Today I love your football pain.
Tomorrow my football pain will be a great injustice...so I am determined to to enjoy today.

 

What is this word ?

 

everton aren't great either tbh mate

 

Get in the Sea you tedious tart.