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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Sep 22, 2019.

  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    unfortunately that’s just part of growing up and being a homeowner. Tip runs are needed.
    My cords are for work. Not sure I’d wear them on a night out.
     
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  2. Sweats

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    It’s just having a change to something I’ve not had before.

    looked at the alpha guila. They’re stunning to look at. Though under powered in the Diesel engine.

    not even sure I should be buying a diesel maybe get the bmw 330e

    did you go drive one?
     
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    I bet you've got mole skin trousers too ?
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

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    I just got lazy and bought a hot hatch mate, I want the new Focus RS when it comes out so I’m just getting by with my Cupra for now and I’ll part ex it when the time comes.
     
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  5. Sweats

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    have already stated early on in this thread I am after some. Possibly red ones and maybe green.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You know you relinquished your ‘cool’ card mate when you admitted to sucking trannies off. You can’t judge nobody after that.
     
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  7. Sweats

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    Ah did you not go drive one then?

    reckon I may end up in an alpha. It’s by far the prettiest car on the market currently.
     
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    come on mate you will need tena piss pads in them
     
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    I don't care about cool ! like I've said you aren't really cool until you aren't cool
     
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  10. Sweats

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    what you got against moleskins? I’d only wear them for work anyway.
     
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    I like moles.
     
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    @Tel just to be clear I have never admitted or sucked off a tranny
     
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  13. Sweats

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    you would though.
     
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    I love animals mate nowt wrong with that is there ?
     
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    these are sexy as **** and a bargain at £35 . I appreciate you are all too old to pull them off , but you might have someone younger and cooler in the family would like them for xmas
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  16. Tel (they/them)

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    Not the one I wanted to drive the activehybrid, I’ve driven a load of 3 series and 5 series though. Owned 3 different 3 series and a 1 series (****e) and an X6. Just great cars in general.

    My brother just bought a 420d and he loves it, coupe is no good for me though with kids.
     
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    are you one of these sad ****s that talks about his cars all day? they get me about that's it for me
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

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    That’s probably cos you’re a tramp who drives around in a ****ing heap. Get yourself a job you dribbling dosser and perhaps you could buy something that doesn’t embarrass the rest of your street.
     
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    not a bad car ive got tbh. It does the job and I don't care about what people drive so those who do might do well to take a note from me there . I have enough money to not work btw , so I'm happy working towards a job doing something that isn't about greed.

    Come now, you rich, weep and howl for the miseries that are coming upon you. Your riches have rotted and your garments are moth-eaten. Your gold and silver have corroded, and their corrosion will be evidence against you and will eat your flesh like fire. You have laid up treasure in the last days. Behold, the wages of the laborers who mowed your fields, which you kept back by fraud, are crying out against you, and the cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of hosts. You have lived on the earth in luxury and in self-indulgence. You have fattened your hearts in a day of slaughte
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

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    I was just joking mate, I’m not reading that.
     
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