Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

so rattled he can’t post correctly

 

Remember when you scoffed when I said your team had peaked ?

Don't worry mate, I've got a great avatar and username lined up for you when Poch leaves

 

Sorry, but you blew your chance by ****ing about with the terms.

You can’t blame me.

 

You probably shouldn't pursue this line as you know I'm going to rinse you and hang you out to dry.

But I'm up for stringing this out for the kicks. So go ahead Kips and tell me how I've ****ed with the terms

 

Anyway Cheers lads.

 

Hope everyone is having fun.......................................................................****s


For a missing persons thread, I've noticed some gits on here are 'missing' from the Prem board until Spurs lose a game. (Granted, that's been a lot lately)

Fairweather wummers.

 

Do you buy any if

You sound defeated.

What happened to your guarantee that Poch would turn it round just hours ago

 

Eh?

 

Apologies, do you buy any of the Eriksen-wife-Verts love triangle chatter

 

Nah I knew where the joke came from, just amazed it went viral, though it shows the power of social media.

Eriksen even tweeted the other day that it was bullshit, too.

 

He's hardly gonna say "yeah **** shag but decent blowys" is he

 

Ffs Sucky put the Beckys down! . Eriksen was saying ‘bullshit’ in response to the rumour that Vertonghen ****ed Eriksen’s missus!

 

Could have been a cuckold situation mate.

Ps I'm fully sober, just stoned

 

I still believe he can.

 

Anyone seen Matth or Stan?

 

You'd better start praying that he can mate, your avatar and username depends on it

 

Been out in leafy Cobham. Wassup?

 

That wager has been void for a long time, mate. Stop going on about it in that needy manner.

 

Good one.

I must admit, you definitely had me going about pretending to welch this bet.