Hiag mentioned this, but seeing as he's a fat hobbit with rather large feet, it's no suprise Hair grows all the time, nose,ears, nah **** it everywhere. How concious off are you? that's a **** spelling So who has hairy toes, apart from hobble? I reckon piskiies eyebrows join in the middle. It's all about male grooming, and being a hip ****y *****.
Comm must of had some army bum fun in his time. It all comes out after 20cans of carling black no label.
Yeah, I bet when the regiment had any kind of fancy dress party, Commie was there in a flash, dressed up as a tart looking for his/her vicar. And I bet he didn't do things by halves, as he doesn't seem like kind of bloke. I bet he always went in full makeup.
I had an important appointment many moons ago, was pushed for time and in my rush forgot to clean the the stubble from the sink after shaving. I was totally lambasted by the wife for this once in years error, however, literally each time I hop into the bath I find myself bathing in a sea of fanny stubble.
