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By chance I had some broccoli quiche at lunch yesterday, must admit I was feeling a tad gay after and probably would have taken a length up the exhaust if propositioned. <diva>

Today I'm having steak and kidney pie, pickled onion monster munch and a ****ing big yorkie bar, hopefully this will reinstate my masculinity.
 
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gas said:
By chance I had some broccoli quiche at lunch yesterday, must admit I was feeling a tad gay after and probably would have taken a length up the exhaust if propositioned. <diva>

Today I'm having steak and kidney pie, pickled onion monster munch and a ****ing big yorkie bar, hopefully this will reinstate my masculinity.
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What does your 687th husband think?
 
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I once made a tuna quiche, it was lovely <diva>


It is with a heavy heart that I inform you all that Peter Sissons has sadly passed away.
 
I am not a cold egg or cold custard sort of chap and don't eat quiche so because of that I'm out.

Old gag but pertinent to this thread;

George W Bush was at a restaurant with Dick Cheney for lunch and the waitress brought over the menus. A short while later she came back to take their orders, Dick Cheney said "I'll have the Caesar salad please" George Dubya the called the waitress over and said "I fancy a quickie" at this the waitress slapped him across the face. Dick Cheney leaned over to George and said "It is pronounced keesh not Quickie!"
 
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I am not a cold egg or cold custard sort of chap and don't eat quiche so because of that I'm out.

Old gag but pertinent to this thread;

George W Bush was at a restaurant with Dick Cheney for lunch and the waitress brought over the menus. A short while later she came back to take their orders, Dick Cheney said "I'll have the Caesar salad please" George Dubya the called the waitress over and said "I fancy a quickie" at this the waitress slapped him across the face. Dick Cheney leaned over to George and said "It is pronounced keesh not Quickie!"
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OMFG dying!!
 
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