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My god man you sound like the most boring ****er ever.

Do they leave you as soon as you order an Evian on the rocks.

 

tbh mate im anything but boring, but theres a science behind female attraction that only 10% of males understand .

 

You inject steroids mate. I’m more likely to take advice on clothing from sucky than a bloke you injects himself to make himself look more attractive if that’s what you think works .

 

woman can smell testosterone

 

I can't show you how to dress well and you you can show me how to make chicken even more boring. I like it

 

You’re more likely to pull some bint with nothing between her ears.

 

I was being facetious. I wouldn’t take advice from you either ffs

 

Oh, and I was just about to ask for your chicken recipe too

 

who cares if they have a brain ? im only interested in what they look lik at this point of the process, however I admit personality aspect come into play eventually!! this isn't the case for woman though they score the full card from day 1

 

you aren't taking my advice you are taking the information passed down to me from various beautiful females over the decades

 

Well I assume the birds you pull personality, penis size and having a laugh are low on their list of priorities.

 

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ive never had any complaints however I have lost one or two to people with more money … money is the only game changer

 

Dude you’re single. Really dull too. Seem like a decent chap like but it’s like having a tooth extracted talking to you.

 

you will never be a 10% er

 

Drug dealers and djs

Chicks who end up with neither are usually fat or have no ambition.

 

look guys if you cannot yet grasp the basic rules of female engagement then it is pointless me assisting you any further

 

Leave them to it mate if everyone knew the coo the fuglees wouldn't get any and there's more competition for the fittys.

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