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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    And now brb has banned me from his flounce off thread

    Poor lamb is having a proper meltdown today <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Sep 11, 2019
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  2. brb

    brb CR250

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    and from here <laugh>
     
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    brb, Sep 11, 2019
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    ****ery<laugh>
     
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    Sucky, Sep 11, 2019
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    You’ve ****in lost it...I don’t recognise you anymore
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 11, 2019
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Third date will be a service station Travelodge.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Sep 11, 2019
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  6. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Like my first dates then
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 11, 2019

  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    He's the smaller one with little bells on his boots and his cap set at a jaunty angle ... he might grant you 3 wishes if he's in a good mood ... don't waste them on Spurs ... that's never gonna happen <cheers>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Sep 11, 2019
  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... your only ones <whistle>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Sep 11, 2019
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Result
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 11, 2019
  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    One date ... obviously <doh>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Sep 11, 2019
  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    My daughter's 18th this weekend so big party and family staying over.
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 12, 2019
  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Set her up with Matth mate.
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 12, 2019
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Over your dead body.
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 12, 2019
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  14. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    No thanks, She’s too young for me.
     
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    Matth_2014, Sep 12, 2019
  15. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Matth, it’s her birthday, ffs!,...

    She’ll be gutted...:bandit:
     
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    NSIS, Sep 12, 2019
  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'd also have to kill you and everyone you know.
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 12, 2019
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  17. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Why would you do that ?
     
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    Matth_2014, Sep 12, 2019
  18. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    For going near his daughter.
     
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    Saf, Sep 12, 2019
  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It's a joke about how fathers are protective over their daughters.
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 12, 2019
  20. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Do you consider everyone on here as people he knows? Asking for afriend :bandit:
     
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    Zanjinho, Sep 12, 2019
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