Off Topic The Burly Arms

You lied about reporting me to the police.

 

I’m not simple.

 

He must have a hell of a Wang on him though so respeck.

But his shoes, well I've seen operas less long.

Cos I go opera all the time.

 

How do you know?

You didnt ring up Popo to find out did you?

Omg Lol

U did

 

fk Him up

 

I genuinely almost left the forum earlier.

 

you actually think he did?

I can't cope

 

Glad to have you back mate

 

No need to be sarcastic.

 

I’m off to bed, I’ve got work in the morning.

 

I'm sorry you're a twat and that I am also a twat mate but don't call me gay yeah my girlfriend is thinking about leaving because of yours and brbs comments, if you do ill get my family in Wales to track you down like a dog and bring to me so I can feed you skittles for a few weeks. Analy.

 

Having a **** or reading before sleep?

 

He can do both at the same time.
It's possible.

 

funny read, and these 2 gems topped it off.

 

Tup bro, you got one joke. I’ve mashed you into a chavy slush these past few weeks, stay in ya lane ya bitchass trick.

 

Saw Chief at breakfast, on campus, this morning.

It’ll be the last time for both of us, as the students are back next week. Chief’s off to Newport, but I’m still in Bath.

I need to book into a proper hotel. The gravy train of cheap and highly convenient accommodation is over.

 

It's just like Grease ... Summer lovin' had me a blast

Chins up Sandy

 

Wtf?!

 

Hide in the cupboard bro.

 

Who's that a reply to?