The Drunk Thread

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Lol funny watching blokes compare how much they drink

It's like they saying

"Look at the size of my balls, ****in Geeza"

I think it's quite sad watching some consume so much. I enjoy a beer and nowt wrong in being aware of how much we consume, but a thread about it, really.

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I think it's quite sad watching some consume so much. I enjoy a beer and nowt wrong in being aware of how much we consume, but a thread about it, really.

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From Waco, shouldn't they be more worried about mad cults and gun happy coppers?
 
Well iv;e fallen way short off my prediction of 51 for the 4 days.

By about 10,

So you've done 10 beers a night for the last 4 nights bringing your total to 40?

Im a friend and i'll be the boring fart that will tell yer, because no one else will...

Knock it on the head, it's not nice seeing you pi55ed every night.

Please don't give me excuses mate, but feel free to call me a ****er, who should mind his own business, at least then i will know what stage you are at.
 
So you've done 10 beers a night for the last 4 nights bringing your total to 40?

Im a friend and i'll be the boring fart that will tell yer, because no one else will...

Knock it on the head, it's not nice seeing you pi55ed every night.

Please don't give me excuses mate, but feel free to call me a ****er, who should mind his own business, at least then i will know what stage you are at.
Get a grip.

Leave the fella alone.
 
I say it as it is Comm knows that. The guy drinks alone at the rate of 10+ cans a night, if you care about someone you face them with fact, not comments like;
'Get a grip. Leave the fella alone.' - What he does is his business, and now I will mind mine.

Touchy on a Wednesday morning. Hungover?
 
So you've done 10 beers a night for the last 4 nights bringing your total to 40?

Im a friend and i'll be the boring fart that will tell yer, because no one else will...

Knock it on the head, it's not nice seeing you pi55ed every night.

Please don't give me excuses mate, but feel free to call me a ****er, who should mind his own business, at least then i will know what stage you are at.
I had 4 days off, now i'm back in work mode

In fact they have asked us to back to Mordor (teesport, boro way). Seems they wanted the same people. So i will be travelling there for the next 4 days.
 
So you've done 10 beers a night for the last 4 nights bringing your total to 40?

Im a friend and i'll be the boring fart that will tell yer, because no one else will...

Knock it on the head, it's not nice seeing you pi55ed every night.

Please don't give me excuses mate, but feel free to call me a ****er, who should mind his own business, at least then i will know what stage you are at.
Kind of agree with you in a way !
I know people that spend well over £300 a month in ale and are just waiting for payday as they are skint at month's end !
Don't get me wrong I like a few beers but can easily go a few weeks without !
 
Kind of agree with you in a way !
I know people that spend well over £300 a month in ale and are just waiting for payday as they are skint at month's end !
Don't get me wrong I like a few beers but can easily go a few weeks without !
But i was on 4 days off.

That ended on Tuesday.

So from Wednesday till next Friday, i;m travelling each day day down to Boro.

I'm working 10 days straight, a total off 98 hours. It's not as if i sit in an office either, that's a **** load off calories etc i will burn in those 10 days.

I'm leaving home at 12'15, and returning at 11.30 pm each day.

So i won't be pissed again till next weekend.
 
But i was on 4 days off.

That ended on Tuesday.

So from Wednesday till next Friday, i;m travelling each day day down to Boro.

I'm working 10 days straight, a total off 98 hours. It's not as if i sit in an office either, that's a **** load off calories etc i will burn in those 10 days.

I'm leaving home at 12'15, and returning at 11.30 pm each day.

So i won't be pissed again till next weekend.
I'm well past being able to do that nowadays !
I get really bad dehydration if I have more than 5/6 pints !
 
I could smoke 40 spliffs an hour for 10 days straight, all that would happen is I'd empty my fridge.

Let that sink in ya ****ing alcoholics
 
But i was on 4 days off.

That ended on Tuesday.

So from Wednesday till next Friday, i;m travelling each day day down to Boro.

I'm working 10 days straight, a total off 98 hours. It's not as if i sit in an office either, that's a **** load off calories etc i will burn in those 10 days.

I'm leaving home at 12'15, and returning at 11.30 pm each day.

So i won't be pissed again till next weekend.

Yeah, but you’ll have 8 a night on a school night lol.
 
Given your trade I’m not sure the moral high ground is for you here bruv tbh.
Its for that reason mate I'm in a better position than you to comment on comms alcohol addiction bru.

His face will look like a ribena bottle if he carries on this way.

If it doesn't already.