Tbf mate you can't be far away from the truth I can't think of too many other ways this could happen.
What, ****ing it on his own, is way worse than ****ing it in front of his mates? I bet he never gets asked to dog sit.
haha, nah we just went through a Jackass phase in the early 2000's where we would dare each other to do gruesome ****. I bet my mate a fiver he wouldn't pick MY nose and eat it, and I lost!
Luv trying to swerve it 'errrr, back to the football chat, lads' You just know he's bummed a few in his time
In terms of doing it for a drunken bet, rather than just doing at home for your own pleasure. Whatever way you look at it, he’s a ****ing wrong ‘un