It's ok mate most of them are vegan up there.
You’d think they’d be craving some aubergine up the arse then.
It's ok mate most of them are vegan up there.
Anyway talking of vegetables... how did Pepe Walcott get on today? He was ****ing gash from where I was sitting.
Tels mini carrot
I'm bringing the aubergine blud.
He dribbled past Van Dijk but that was about it. He cost £70m though so he’ll definitely come good.
No its ****in not. I live in a home. I don't live in a hoe. FFC.Same thing![]()
No its ****in not. I live in a home. I don't live in a hoe. FFC.
How good is Virg though???
He's made a competition about who can dribble past him
Defender's get dribbled past nearly every game... this ****er made it to 50!
Best defender the PL has ever seen?
How good is Virg though???
He's made a competition about who can dribble past him
Defender's get dribbled past nearly every game... this ****er made it to 50!
Best defender the PL has ever seen?
Thanks. It was always gonna be later. Unless of course you is a time traveller.Google 'man porn'. Thank me later x

On ffs here we go again. Coming next week: Adrian is the 2nd best keeper in the world.
Definitely mate, he’s proved it. We should build a statue for him at every ground.
Definitely mate, he’s proved it. We should build a statue for him at every ground.
He’s dogshit.Adrian is average mate, better than most number 2's but still not great.
He’s dogshit.
Best defender the PL has ever seen?
Lalalala the bang average no thought no substance reply.
G'night Matthew.
Luckily he's our number 2.
You can hardly talk ffs
Pickford is an accident walking.