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Off Topic Weekend thread, numero doce.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Aug 16, 2019.

  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You're going to donate your kids to a homeless person?
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    A mask and a big cosh..

    He's a dab hand at this, but he din't usually take them home
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Did.
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    did you place them by the water cooler?
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Birds birthday on Sunday got her sisters plus raggamuffins and her mum round tomorrow, supposed to be a surprise but she told me that I was gonna get a call from them about it and to play along.

    Dreading it tbh, everyone of them is a handful and some, gonna be a long night, probably go carnival Monday stab someone and go home.
     
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  6. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Cos of the drugs?

    You should maybe try booze, one can sucky., you may not be so angry.
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    **** me you really are a simpleton comm.

    You should come and work for me mate ill give ya £8.50 per hour. And all you have to lift is the kettle.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I couldn't work for you, i believe in working for a living
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    This is where we differ comm and you just can't accept it for whatever reason.

    I believe in working smart rather than hard. But yaknow you're like a dimwit who calls me a junkie for smoking weed while you struggle to spell alcohic, Ignorant (because I call you fikfuk all the time) and Irony. Obviously this is cos your a pisshead and your hands shake so typing is a difficult task for you.
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I will let everyone else decide on thisl

    you are just a minion
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    You hold other peoples opinions rather highly mate.

    I don't give a **** tbh. I think you're a miserable dickhead. I Don't need anyone to agree with me.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    that's cos you have the name sucky for a reason.

    you love cock. sucky sucky, me love you long time.

    I bet that's your chat up line on **** street.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    don't worry skiprat, you have all night.

    you can talk to yourself,
     
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  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Yeah bout time you ****ed off tbh I've obviously angered you by explaining how **** your life is.
    You could have avoided that if you wound your neck in about my lifestyle.
    Lesson learned I hope.

    Good lad.
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Christ go to bed. ****ing 5yr old playgroup insults ffs you silly pisshead. <laugh>

    I'm in bed with my bird mate. What you doing <rofl>
     
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  17. pieguts

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    Over the years I'm sure my kids have tried hard to turn me into a homeless person!
     
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  18. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I'm into round two!!!

    ****ing awesome

    Hopefully it won't be as brutal and mentally sapping as today.

    Can't wait.

    Gin and ginger beer to celebrate! Large.
     
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    Hendricks? Love a Hendricks Gin Mule.
     
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  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    No mate, Tanquaray.

    This is a fever tree ginger beer and it's not spicy enough to be honest.

    Still tasty though. It'll do!
     
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