Always a feel good tune, especially with song-a-long lyrics.
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Attendances are dropping in the City end of town
And it’s spreading like pneumonia
Can’t stop them going down
There’s trouble at the ticket office someone’s had the sack
And the lads are going to launch a scheme to rinse out Ehab’s crack
Tell Sticky Vicky to get herself a mate
And arm themselves with CS gas
They’re gonna be out late
We’ve had **** conformism since Allam took up sticks
And now subversion’s in the air in the shape of flying bricks
Someone get a message through to Assam’s Mob
That they’d better start assembling the boys from the Club
But keep George Honeyman right out of sight
‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down the KCom tonight
Allam arse licking has really got to stop
We’ll overthrow the Changing Room and kidnap Kingley’s socks
And Geoff Bielby’s Fan Trust could storm the East Stand Bars
And make plans to assassinate our autocratic Squire
Kempton Militant leads his Basque-like corn grinders to war
With windmill sails and bombs with nails they smash the KCom doors
But Terry & the boys arrive with one big erstwhile crew
Whereupon they bring about a military Ku
Someone get a message through to Assam’s Mob
That they’d better start assembling the boys from the Club
But keep George Honeyman right out of sight
‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down the KCom tonight
Oh, Someone get a message through to Assam’s Mob
That they’d better start assembling the boys from the Club
But keep George Honeyman right out of sight
‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down the KCom tonight