Always a feel good tune, especially with song-a-long lyrics. Attendances are dropping in the City end of town And it’s spreading like pneumonia Can’t stop them going down There’s trouble at the ticket office someone’s had the sack And the lads are going to launch a scheme to rinse out Ehab’s crack Tell Sticky Vicky to get herself a mate And arm themselves with CS gas They’re gonna be out late We’ve had **** conformism since Allam took up sticks And now subversion’s in the air in the shape of flying bricks Someone get a message through to Assam’s Mob That they’d better start assembling the boys from the Club But keep George Honeyman right out of sight ‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down the KCom tonight Allam arse licking has really got to stop We’ll overthrow the Changing Room and kidnap Kingley’s socks And Geoff Bielby’s Fan Trust could storm the East Stand Bars And make plans to assassinate our autocratic Squire Kempton Militant leads his Basque-like corn grinders to war With windmill sails and bombs with nails they smash the KCom doors But Terry & the boys arrive with one big erstwhile crew Whereupon they bring about a military Ku Someone get a message through to Assam’s Mob That they’d better start assembling the boys from the Club But keep George Honeyman right out of sight ‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down the KCom tonight Oh, Someone get a message through to Assam’s Mob That they’d better start assembling the boys from the Club But keep George Honeyman right out of sight ‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down the KCom tonight
Another one in the sixties where you had to look up the original. The girl who wrote it played guitar and, most unusually, was a left handed guitarist.
