More interesting conspiracy is who killed Jeffrey Epstein: Trump The Clintons Prince Andrew Himself I’m sure there are more that could be added to the list of possibilities
Johnny English was meant to but the bungling idiot made such a hash of it that Epstein did it accidentally while fending off our hitman.
I think there's an market to exploit in the USA. CCTV cameras that work, even when something interesting is going on. I could make a killing.
I rather like the idea of an elite unit loyal only to the Royal Family carrying out the elimination of those considered enemies of the Crown. It would make a good book.
If I fly then I make sure the neighbours put out the recycling bin. Always makes me feel better does that!
I had to read that twice, I though you mentioned Greta Funbags, cause I used to know her, a big German girl