Everybody can feel free to join in. To the tune of 'ye canny throw yer granny off a bus';
I would rather fiddle taxes than the kids,
I would rather fiddle taxes than the kids,
I would rather fiddle taxes than touch their little arses,
I would rather fiddle taxes than the kids
I would rather fiddle taxes than the kids,
I would rather fiddle taxes than the kids,
I would rather fiddle taxes than touch their little arses,
I would rather fiddle taxes than the kids


