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Little Ollie vs Lampo

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Aug 11, 2019.

  1. Who is going to win?

    There's only one way to find out...

    United v Chelsea 16:30
     
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  2. Tobes

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    A draw I reckon, quite probably a tedious one, with neither wanting to over commit and lose the game.
     
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  3. It's the first time that these two club legends will have squared off against each other.

    For each, the stakes are high. Victory will bring time... Time to bed in, time to build, time to make the odd mistake without getting sacked.

    Defeat will bring shame and an increased likelihood of an exit at the end of the season.

    United have the home advantage, against a team that has lost its talisman, in Hazard. On the plus side, they've managed to offload Luiz.

    Chavs, however, have a fresh impetus, with the return of a club Legend, and a man who (together with Terry, Cole and Drogba) led many a dressing room revolt. Lamps won't **** about.

    Quite frankly (no pun intended), this is a hard one to call.
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    All together now...

    His uncle's a ****,
    His uncle's a cunnnnnnt,
    Frankie Lampard,
    His uncle's a **** :emoticon-0159-music
     
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  5. Do you think the United faithful will be singing that, later?
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Probably not but I might.
     
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  7. Skylarker

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    Hoping for a mind numbingly boring 0-0
     
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  8. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    10-0 Utd would be good.

    Will settle for 10-1.
     
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    Couldn’t give a toss game for me.

    Lots of goals and red cards please!...
     
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  10. Blueman

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    Love this thread. ****ing amazing. <laugh>
     
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  11. HRH Custard VC

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    Who won?
     
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  12. Blueman

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    You lot. 10-0 or 10-1 apparently. <laugh>
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just heading out now for a few slurps before heading to the match, hoping for a good game with lots of goals for us and none for them but I don’t really know what to expect, so being drunk is probably my best bet.
     
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  14. Blueman

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    Anyway chaps, I'm off. Have a good life.
     
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  15. Don't get narked.

    It's all ****z n gigglz.
     
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  16. HRH Custard VC

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    Sounds good to me <laugh>

    All scored by slap head as well
     
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  17. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    no no, it goes;

    :emoticon-0159-music One man couldn't carry
    'CARRY'
    Couldn't carry Lampard
    '****'
    One man and his forlift truck
    Couldn't carry Lampard

    Two men couldn't carry

    etc:emoticon-0159-music
     
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  18. Chief

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    If we lose, the media will be all over Ole like a rash.

    As you say though, a win gives breathing space so we have to go for that.
    As it goes, I expect us to win anyway but a draw isn't the end of the world I suppose.

    Can't lose though.
     
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  19. Skylarker

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    Yeah tbf Ollie is probably under the most pressure this season out of all the PL managers... it feels like the media are literally waiting to get him fired <laugh>

    I suppose managing Utd does bring intense scrutiny. I honestly can't see him making it past the media vultures - it seems inevitable.
     
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  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I think he'll get the season regardless.
     
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