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Like a rising sun flagHis mum ****ed a zebra.

He seems to be struggling with the fact that Madrid have left him hanging like a fat bird who you banged after a skinful and had no intention of ever ringing, but you took her number to be polite.
Never had the pleasure myself but
@Slurpcock to confirm
When's Sessegnon and lo Celso and Dybala signing?Yeah, he dropped his knickers for em months ago, and still no interest.
I ****ing hate it when he's rightTobes has got it spot on

When's Sessegnon and lo Celso and Dybala signing?
Im glad Ford turned you down tbh a good addition he would've been.Dybala..never believed it. I don’t think he really wants to leave Juve so he’s putting in silly wage demands etc.
There are reports Lo Celso is done and he’s been left out of tonight’s game. I’ll believe it when I see it.
Sessegnon, if Fulham won’t play then I think we’ll go back for him in Jan. At a lower price, of course.
Im glad Ford turned you down tbh a good addition he would've been.
Yh saw that, we have that but I don't think Klopp liked the way he left last time and I don't blame him tbh, I don't really want him back and I was one of the few who guessed we wouldn't miss him much when he left but I deffo don't want him at another prem clubReportedly, both he and Barca prefer a permanent move. They’re supposedly asking £80 mill, but nobody wants to pay it.

Inter offer £77m for Lukaku.
Who was more of a success, Lukaku or Morata?

Inter offer £77m for Lukaku.
Who was more of a success, Lukaku or Morata?
Seriously ?Lukaku did well in his first season, 27 in 51 which kept up his 1 in 2 rate that he’d had with us, it went a bit pear for him last year but he wasn’t alone in that at United.Inter offer £77m for Lukaku.
Who was more of a success, Lukaku or Morata?
Inter offer £77m for Lukaku.
Who was more of a success, Lukaku or Morata?

Football is ****ing crazy...£70m for that lack of ball control![]()
Yeah true, he was a good player but is massive now, no need for it.Lukaku did well in his first season, 27 in 51 which kept up his 1 in 2 rate that he’d had with us, it went a bit pear for him last year but he wasn’t alone in that at United.
The weight gain didn’t help though, he’s too heavy currently, too much muscle mass, needs to get a stone or so off imo.
Think the price was worked out by charging £2 million for every touch it takes him to control a passMust be a tax on massive body parts this window. An extra £40m for Slab head's massive spam and £40m for Lukaku's fat arse.
Put him on a diet and in a team that plays balls through and over the top for him and he'd be effective again imo.Lukaku is like Bent...will get the goals to bump his numbers but they will be goals in useless scenarios plus he lacks the link up play that is essential in the modern day striker
Inter offer £77m for Lukaku.
Who was more of a success, Lukaku or Morata?