Transfer Rumours Summer transfer rumour thread

Phew!

 

Zaha has slapped in a transfer request.

Makes it interesting

 

Just saw this on another site

Imagine doing a transfer teaser tweet for Wellbeck

An ambulance pulls up outside their training ground. The camera slowly pans up to reveal a figure in a full body cast wearing the new Watford home strip. The ambulance lift slowly lowers the mysterious new signing to ground level. His two aides lift him underarms but still he falls to the ground. Face down the camera pans out, the name on the back of the strip is Wellbeck.

 

Top banter

 

Can't be right unless we have some magic signing in the next

 

You’re going to have to add a winking emoji or something. Fosse actually thinks your being serious. It will be a crushing blow to his ego when he finds out you’re taking the piss

 

He’d fit right in at Arsenal.

They like defenders who can’t defend.

 

Im not taking the piss mate

 

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Reverse psychology, I like it. Well played

 

I think your just jealous of fosse and that's quite Understandable. He's a good looking chap, even though he does look like a booking Seargent.

 

Yep that’s it, you got me sussed

 

Mustafi and Luiz. Stuff of dreams.

For every team except Arsenal.

 

And who go on strike

 

And who take the piss when they get a move after the strike

 

Just seen @Matth_2014 ’s transfer deadline day thread I’m sure it worked out much better in his head.

 

Who's messing with Matth's threads?

 

Anyone who can.