Transfer Rumours Summer transfer rumour thread

There’s talk you’ve agreed terms with Rugani. Looks like that’ll go through.
Tierney seems 50-50.

 

I did, but I’m a sad twat, and we had a habit of doing really late deals.

 

Transfers and deadline day espescially bore the absolutely bollocks off me and I tend to avoid it.

Loads of ****e fake hype bollocks to get all the moronic simpletons excited and tweeting.

 

He was injured after the U21 EURO’s so he might be behind schedule at the moment but all the talk is that we’ll sign him for £25m whilst Josh Onomah will head the other way in a separate deal.

 

Even if we're going to be active I'm just a bit meh about it. At least it means the season is here now though.

 

Must have just been the cool kids that stayed up till 11pm then.

 

Thanks, bro.

 

No worries bruvva

 

**** Libby bruv, he probably just wasn't allowed to stay up until 11pm

 

Eh?

 

Yeah Tierney being injured and not recovering well from a double hernia isn't a good omen... we'll see.

Anyway, on a brighter note. Rugani's bird

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He used to see 2x Jim Whites by that time back in the day bruv.

 

I’ve got it on good authority that Eriksen

 

I'd go with that too bro, seems 100% legit.

 

Looks like she's got quite big ears.

 

I never got as far as the head tbh, but now you mention it.

 

Funny that as I was about to say she looks like she's got quite big tits.

 

Sky are reporting that we’ve agreed a €70 fee for Dybala.

We’ll see, I’ll believe it when I see him in our shirt!