Transfer Rumours Harry Maguire

You won’t be.

 

Im beginning to wonder if hes on the same ward as ashton kucher in the butterfly efffect... only he cant write , so hes stuck there.

 

Harry Hill

 

Christ thats a hell of a downgrade on paul weller... you wouldve been better off just saying no

 

It actually gets worse. Just googled it and it's not exactly a hot bed of talent. Delia Smith.

 

If I was tapping angrily they might ... but all they tend to say is "why are you smiling again, Dad?" ... now back under your bridge and comb yer face ya weirdo ...

 

So they think it's normal that you've spent your whole holiday tapping into your phone? Understood. Maybe they're just grateful that you're too busy to tell them your funny stories.

 

Probably about a quarter of the amount of times you've posted about me or to me, you weird ****er ... and anyway, why don't you tell me? ... you spend your entire life on here monitoring other posters

 

I don't know what it is about that "comb your face" put down but that **** kills me

 

Even I can't keep up with the number of very clever nicknames you have for the ever increasing number of posters you spend your days engaged in "witty" duels with.

DOT DOT DOT

 

Tbf @Stan @FosseFilberto you lot need to change it up a little, I know fosse is capable but is Stan?

 

you sad little man ... I drove all the way to Toulous airport and back earlier today ... you were on here very early as I recall ... and here you are still ... do tell me my trolling friend, what else have you done today ? ... no swiftly made up stuff now mind

 

I’d like to introduce you to Fosse

 

... will he put a pic up, so that we can judge the self proclaimed king of cool ... will he **** ... his MO is trolling anonymously ... surprised his fan club haven't seen through him ... pitiful little melt

 

Bit stalkerish that post Fosse. You keeping tabs on Stan? Creepy. What do you want to know?

 

Fosse deals a death blow to @Stan
Will he put up his pic or be a pussy like @brb

 

^^^^
Begging for a picture of Stan. Very creepy old man behaviour from Fosse.

 

I make my own introductions, Spermilocks ... you just stick to Bangla Grindr buddy ...

 

He's basically saying he's certain he's more attractive than you.

Don't have that **** bruv

 

Begging ... nice try at deflection rubber spine ...